Experience Of Flattering The Boss

Some flattery does not require the boss to explain directly -

My driver's license was checked out a few years ago, and I wanted to rush into the middle class dream.

But a lot of cars and "middle class" have been scolded like a bow and shrimp in the street, and in addition to buying a big house, my family is like a powerful blower, no matter how much money it earns, it is always sucked into the bank "mortgage" at any time.

Therefore, my driver's license in the two anger was almost turned into a useless grain book. In addition to building a stamp every year, he always locked it in the drawer.

One day, the office director suddenly came to me in a sneaky way, and asked me to help him with his driving license to "shovel things".

The first thing to do is to eat and "speak with your car".

Before leaving the company, I asked the department leader for a leave of absence, because he would have to ask for a half day leave, so he would not be able to keep his face down. But who knows why I didn't say it clearly today?

Let's get things done and done first! "

I wonder how the leaders of "Zhou ban skin" would be so grateful today.

Gou director pulled me out of the door.

It was very cloudy that day, all the way to a certain traffic team, first to the accident processing hall, a long queue. Before I could get to the window, I handed along my driver's license which was always clean. The director followed the vehicle driving license. After a while, the police asked through the glass hole: "do you drive a Volvo AH S80 with a car number at a certain speed on a certain day?"

I was stunned by the high grade of the car. Gou director quickly poked me in the back. Then he staggering loudly and answered, "yes..."

Yes! "

So the policeman asked, "do you want to deduct 3 points and 200 yuan?"

I got a finger in the back and said, "deal with it!"

A printed form was handed out from the window and signed by me, and it has been deducted 3 points.

The traffic team went to the industrial and Commercial Bank of China, Gou director took my peony traffic card and 200 yuan of public funds. The matter finally came to an end.

Just after coming out of the industrial and commercial bank, the weather has changed greatly, and a gust of wind has blown over. Several hail of white life is smashing on the forehead of my face.

Gou director pulled me into a nearby dirty restaurant, even if "please dinner."

I asked curiously, "whose car is Volvo?

Who are we shoveling for? "

Gou said, "the car is of course a company."

I was surprised and asked, "why haven't you seen me?"

Gou director smiles and smiles: "where do we qualify for" Volvo "?

The car was always driving by Mrs. Ma's boss.

I was somewhat angry when I heard this. "It's all right to shovel a horse for the boss," he said. "His wife opened it, and he did something wrong. You still took my driver's license to make a human relationship?"

Who knows, Gou director rubbed his hands and said, "you are really stubborn.

Do you still need to tell the boss about the details of the housework?

Like our subordinates and logistics, we should have an eye to see and take the initiative to share the worries for Ma boss. This will do no harm to you and me in the future.

"I said it would be so convenient to ask for leave today. Usually I go to the toilet for a long time.

So you guys used to butter up a lot. "

A month later, Gou director came to me to help "shovel things".

The whole process and procedure were exactly the same as last time, but the location changed to Zhongguancun, and the car became Lexus 400. The plot of the foul was even more serious. It was "running a red light at night and speeding", so not only 6 points and public funds were deducted, but also my driver's license was collected for 3 months.

In advance, I asked Gou director: No, is it the wife of the company's boss?

He did not elaborate at that time: "...

A friend and friend!

Until evening, he invited me to dinner. He drank some wine and his mouth did not open the door. He could tell the truth. Originally, "Lexus 400" was also a company's car, but it was always used by our company's two wife.

The two shovel was held for 9 minutes, and the driver's license was suspended for another quarter.

Because if I go to the shovel again, my big man who has never moved a car should be forced to concentrate on education for several months, just like labor education.

One day, I whispered a few grumbles about this. I heard that he was heard by the Department Manager. He didn't say anything at that time. He sent an inspirational book at night to let me go home and read it carefully.

I see that the book is called "this kind of thing, do not have to tell the boss - to become the 35 characteristics of an excellent employee", so there is something in my mind. I just take two flattery for my boss's shovel, which is 33 times worse than the 35 qualities.

The road is long, and I will pat and search for it.

At the end of the year, the company's owners and leather owners convened the conference. The theme was to reduce wages for all staff. They sang together, and warned them that the industry is in a slump and the efficiency of the unit has been bad. So we must tighten our belts and tide over difficulties.

Then I remembered the "Volvo S80" and "Lexus 400" outside the drain company. I could not help but scold in my heart: some of the chairman and CEO were talking about their names, and all of them were dressed in suits, but their quality and management were not as good as the landlord Huang Shiren before liberation.

The so-called "semi feudal and semi open" means that they retain the bad habits of the feudal landlords, and now they have learned a lot about the problems of capitalism.

In spite of my anger, I tried to rest for a few days on the grounds of private affairs to the company's boss, who was rejected by his donkey face on the spot.

And I sent a book to study. The title of this book is "no excuse."

If I dare to resist again, the next step is to sign the bill and fire me.

At home, holding two books of leadership, I can not help but feel sorry for myself: outside, we are also a company white-collar worker.

However, it is the modern long term work of "artificial knife, I am a fish", maybe when it will become a "powder" of the boss's palm.